10 tips for riches - sort of
Every developed nation seems to have a Rich List complied by a respected business magazine or major newspaper. For English speakers, New Zealand has a Rich List; Australia, too. So do the USA, Canada and Britain. Highly skilled forensic financial analysts (i.e some journo with a minor English Lit degree and 2 years on the business pages) undertake take deep research (a quick skim of public share registries, guesstimates of property values, and wild stabs at private company valuations) to carefully develop (over a long lunch at the Queens Head & Artichoke) a ranking of the top plutocrats among us (while completely missing many with real dough).
Continuing their deeply meaningful exercise of the business journalism profession, The Times Online’s Snakes & Ladders blog has come up with what it takes to make The Sunday Times Rich List (i.e. Britain’s supposedly Richest 2000, or thereabouts):
- Get yourself a Y chromosone (sic)- there are 1,019 men and just 96 women on the list. (Ed: so what gender are the others?)
- Celebrate your birthday in Spring - Taurus and Gemini are the most popular star signs in the list.
- Have a foreign birth certificate - of the top 10 richest people only three are British born.
- Go to work - 762 of the richest 1,000 people are self-made, only 238 inherited their bank balance.
- Get a mortgage, or two - land and property is (are) the most popular way(s) of making money.
- Live in the South East - the majority of rich people live in London and south east England.
- Keep on making it - if you want to get into the top 50 you will need more than a billion pounds.
- Invest wisely - property tycoon Vincent Tchenguiz has lost £650 million in the credit crunch, I’m guessing he regrets his decision to invest in supermarket chain Sainsbury’s.
- You don’t have to (be) glamorous - yes, there are plenty of footballers and pop stars listed, but not all those listed made their money in glamorous industries: James and John Martin made £200 million from their ejector seat business, Alan Murphy made £200 million from loo rolls, Peter Salson has pocketed £175 million from coat hangers and Doreen Lofthouse has made £165 million from cough lozenges.
- Give it away - the rich list isn’t all about keeping it to yourself. The Sunday Times Giving List gives credit for philantropic (sic) acts. Top spot goes to hedge fund manager Christopher Hohn who has recently donated £235.8 million to Aid/HIV, education and humanitarian causes.
By the way, you need at least £40 million to make the UK’s Rich 2000 list (sigh).


The science fiction idea of a universal fabricating machine isn’t that far way. Who’s going to dominate that technology? No idea, but printer & consumable businesses already exist (e.g. HP), so they’d be contenders if they address themselves to the opportunity. Mind you, what the world economy will be like after this technology takes off is anybody’s guess.

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