World’s fastest stockbroker makes Guiness Book of Records
Stockbrokers never seem to get any positive press. They make more money the faster they can persuade you to churn your portfolio, and they rapidly tap-dance around the issue when you question the performance of stocks you’ve bought on their recommendation. So maybe we shouldn’t be surprised that a Wellington stockbroker has applied these abilities to become the world’s fastest tap-dancer. Slow-motion video showed that he achieved 1056 taps in 60 seconds. Think about that - it means he had to lift a heel or toe off the ground 18 times every second. Who needs automated stock-trading systems when a human broker can move that fast in real-time?
October 27th, 2009 at 8:14 am
Rofl that reminded me of a joke a friend told me, sooner or later these avaricious stockbrokers will be tap dancing on those hot coals while lucifer laughs. Nice to see he’s already practicing, i jest.